Lost In Neverland

I like obsessively fangirling over telly shows, bands and stuff.

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via tonnerrrrr)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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(via mediocre-kate)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via river-lanes)

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

(via river-lanes)